Dear journal,
I have never thought that I would one day write this article. Growing up with a big brother, we had a tricycle as children. My brother was always instructed by my dad to take me sitting in my cosy little section at the back for a ride. This became a fun part of my life that I have grown to regret. Needless to say that my brother grew up quickly, got his own bicycle and cycles very well. I, on the other hand can't ride a bike to save my life!
Prior to my arrival in London, my former boss had told me that people actually cycled to work in the UK. I couldn't believe it when I actually saw the Mayor of London- Boris riding a bike into Buckingham Palace while I was there. He even had the courtesy to wave back at me. I guess there was not much that he could do since I was waving frantically with my friend.
As I travelled through some parts of the UK, I noticed the same trend in Manchester, Liverpool, Coventry, Birmingham, Wolverhampton. One thing that I also noticed was that there is probably no written etiquette for cycling. The need to understand if there shouldn't be one moved me to write this article.
I think some of the rules of driving can be applied to cycling as well. For instance, the rules: Don't drive and text, or don't make calls while driving are even more important for cyclists. One that I also would like to add is- don't ogle ladies while cycling, it is completely dangerous guys! The absence of a motor on a bike makes its movement completely dependent on the cyclist. Little distractions like texting, ogling and phone calls can lead to accidents and even death. If you don't believe me, ask the blued-eyed blonde guy who fell off his bike because he was leering at a lady. Thankfully, his pride was the only thing badly hurt.
The less life-threatening rule should be- put your pants up and pack some deodorant! From my favourite spot at the top of the bus, I cannot help but notice that most cyclists have half their butt hanging out of their pants. Come on guys, looking at your hairy butt crack is not the most pleasant sight in the morning traffic.
As if the view is not distasteful enough, some cyclists neglect to apply antiperspirant/deodorant before and after cycling. If you cycle to work daily, please ensure that you have a shower at work or an antiperspirant. A boss once said she was dismayed at how people showed up for work every morning smelling like they had played football all night.
I want to believe that I speak for the bosses and London commuters when I beg you cyclists to please spare us the unpleasant sights and smells linked to cycling. We wish you journey mercies every time and pray that you drive with caution.
As always, I close on a happy note- I will be starting cycling lessons soonest. And yes, I have bought the necessary items needed for it. Knee pads, cycling gears, helmet and the ever-faithful antiperspirant. I'm looking forward to joining the cycling community here in London. Wish me luck, I'm definitely going to need it :).
Love
Sharon
